just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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