WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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