she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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