I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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