sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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