i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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