Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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