so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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