So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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