Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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