yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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