She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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