This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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