my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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