just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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