I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
