sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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