You really coming over, don't trick.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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