***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Someone signed my nipple.
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