we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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