one might say we're banned from that church
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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