Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You can't motorboat a personality
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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