so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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