North Korea, Best Korea!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
COCAINE IS GR8
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
