Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
FUCK WHALES
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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