I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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