Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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this will be a night to untag.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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