just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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