That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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