Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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