Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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