Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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