Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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