just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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