Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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