There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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