OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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