it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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