haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Barsexuality is the new black.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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