every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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