Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
its liver damage thursday
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