whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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