what if I'm pregnant?
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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