Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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