Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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