It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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