i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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