Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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