Just cropdusted the office
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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