why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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