1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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