Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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