yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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