dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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