what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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