i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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