So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We are two peas in an std pod
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
How external is "for external use only"?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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